i understand the point of being like “be critical with everything you consume” but man sometimes i just wanna consume things without a single thought in my brain. arent yall tired
*DING DING DING* yep
REALLY GOOD
YES
Watched a kid in line ahead of me at the store get rung up and the cashier said “your total is 18.41” and without missing a beat the kid said “ah, the year I was born” and the cashier stopped and was like “I’m… sorry???”
Alright so. I have fucked my taxes up before. It was the year of no jobs and I cashed out a 401k to make my car payment and then forgot to report that as income.
Here’s what happened:
I got a bill from the IRS and had to pay what I owed plus a little extra for interest cause I was paying late.
That’s it.
The lessons here:
1) The IRS will not call you. Anyone calling saying they are from the IRS is a scammer.
2) The IRS isn’t gonna take you to court if they can solve the problem with one letter.
3) Accidentaly fucking up on your taxes if you made a good faith effort to file correctly isn’t illegal. To get you for tax fraud they have to be able to prove you did it on purpose. Hence why all I got was a bill. They knew that I could reasonably claim to have fucked up accedntally and as long as I paid up they did not care.
dionysuswearsanorangetracksuit:
this is so fucking funny
[ID: a news headline and part of an article from WalesOnline. It reads:
Pub warned after DJ played Peppa Pig theme tune when police officers walked in
The license of Cloony’s Bar in Llandudno has been handed a warning by Conway Council following the incident in October.
End ID]
important to remember that relationships, and like, your life in general, doesn’t need to be entertaining to some imaginary third-party audience. you can just find relationships, and life experiences, that make you happy, and don’t have to worry about whether it generates enough Drama and Excitement to entertain some hypothetical invisible observer. you’re a real person, not a tv character.
I hate ice breakers so much “tell us one thing about yourself” do I look like I know myself
love it how cats dilate their pupils to indicate it’s time to be Fucking Stupid. wish i could do that
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